“Not all those who wander are lost.”

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asvprock:

When the bae has ebola and you still love her 

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darkmoonfall:

This will never not be funny

darkmoonfall:

This will never not be funny

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icriedwhenbobbydied:

stunningpicture:

A rotten tomato that refused to leave the vine

nash grier

icriedwhenbobbydied:

stunningpicture:

A rotten tomato that refused to leave the vine

nash grier

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moonfalora:

rexuality:

a person complaining about puns basically invites every pun enthusiast in the vicinity to come snapping rhythmically from the shadows 

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narkotika-soul:

pickaxes-and-test-tubes:

this-book-has-been-loved:

kissmymahogany:

koopat911:

Notice only 20 shades of gray

It’s been proven that women actually have an acute ability to pick up subtle differences in colors

In response to that last comment^^

Yes. It comes from the Hunter-Gatherer days.

Women were the gatherers. They had to be able to discern between the different shades of colors to know which plants were poisonous and which were not.

Men were out hunting, so they didn’t have to worry about that.

Which is why women see “Blood orange” and “crimson” and “scarlet” etc while guys just see “red”.

Well, that explains…

I KNEW THAT GIF WOULD BE AT THE BOTTOM

(Source: best-of-memes, via mythoughtsofinsanity)

geronimeow:

telling your friend a pun like 

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lifehackable:

With the Ebola virus now spreading in the United States, it’s important to know the symptoms. Reblog and pass it on. 

lifehackable:

With the Ebola virus now spreading in the United States, it’s important to know the symptoms. Reblog and pass it on. 

aaaaa42:

nyehs:

w-for-wumbo:

it’s time

ITS NOT TIME ITS FUCKING MARCH I DONT WANT TO SEE THIS

it’s time

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iamthegarebear:

witchbat:

nerd

Look how dramatically the other mantis falls.

iamthegarebear:

witchbat:

nerd

Look how dramatically the other mantis falls.

(Source: nostalgicpatter, via neonzodiac)